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Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation. Edward R. Murrow
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If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. Samuel Goldwyn
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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. Jack Handey
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Oh great! First I get stabbed and now I'm bleeding! Anon
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Relationships don't last anymore. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
Rita Rudner
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
George Carlin
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Politics is derived from two words: poly meaning many, and tics meaning small blood-sucking insects.
Chris Clayton
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Brendan Behan
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Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy. George Bernard Shaw
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